My New Resume

Okay, my husband said to me the other day, that if I spent as much time looking for a job as I did blogging about it, I would already be working and not stressing....I laughed for a moment and then felt set up......I'll show him......I'll get a job...So, I started looking through the Want Ad's.....nope, not fun; not qualified; I'm not working on weekends; oh, I don't think so; so, maybe I need to come up with my own "Want Ad/Resume so when that perfect someone sees it, they will hire me for my perfect job.....So, here it goes....

Happily (well she was until her husband told her she had to get a job) Married Female, Looking for that perfect job....I don't clean houses, I don't really like to talk on the phone, I will do you a favor and stay home when I am feeling a little hormonal (trust me, you will thank me later for this one), I want to dress up on some days, and others I just don't care....Really depends on the mood for the day; Really need Monday's and Friday's off....Monday's to do laundry and stuff around the house...Friday's...well, just because;....I want to make a lot of money because I don't like to just shop for the fun of it, I like to purchase things when I shop; I will travel...as long as it is to Cabo, Hawaii, anything with white sand at my feet;
Don't bother calling me to set up an appointment (remember the whole I don't like to talk on the phone, so I probably won't answer).....I will call you.....

Now, I sit and wait...Mean time, I better find a "real people" job......